Humor!

[rogerV701998]

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Hoe vind je ze toch steeds...?

[Taranis]

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[elmarconi]

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CTRL-D !

[ulkeman]

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hahah geweldig zeg

[Hans Duiven]

Het mooiste vind ik nog de grote voorruit. Die geeft goed zicht op de weg en op andere auto's. BMW's, Alfa's en Audi's bijvoorbeeld, allemaal hele mooie auto's........

Briljant! 

[StefanCJ]

Fan-tas-tisch!

[elianmars]

Zo, net even het complete verhaal gelezen. Schitterend!! 

[Hans Duiven]

Ook een LOL momentje:

Gonnie zag er nog slechter uit dan normaal. Ik merkte dat ik al mentaal aan het afscheid nemen was van deze lelijke vrouw. Vadertje tijd is gulzig, maar aan Gonnie heeft hij wel erg veel geknaagd...

[Lampje]

Deze man moet boeken gaan schrijven en ontsnappen aan zijn omgeving!

Ik kan er niets aan doen, maar ik zit nu al te fantaseren hoe hij het zal neerschrijven hoe hij met die jongere ex-schoonzus de achterbank zal gaan uittesten...

[Ben]

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

[rogerV701998]

(Een oudje, stond ooit in de VK)

[Domaso]

(Een oudje, stond ooit in de VK)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5ll-dIARrM   

[Thys]

[The Saint]

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

De Fransen beheersen het al! 

_{ze frensj alredy nov hov}

[Jur]

My lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex, it`s really nice but they obviously misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"