Humor!

[Piere]

Eéntje voor FPEDE.

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/63/6340/8DS7100Z/posters/welcome-to-our-ool-no-p-sign-art-print-poster.jpg

Francis Ede? 

[Deniz]

gebeurd wel vaak bij voetbal

[Julius C.]

Tja, Prius...

[widebody]

Briefje van een amerikaanse piloot aan de servicecrew. Piloot geeft probleempjes hier mee door aan de techs.
De techs hebben iig gevoel voor humor :


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

[pwberg]

Anderhalf jaar geleden al eens geplaatst, maar (hoewel hij van mezelf is) blijft hij geniaal...

Heb eens in een rapportage na een testvlucht van een Fokker F27 zien staan:

"Remt als een Datsun, waarschijnlijk lucht in de remmen"

Laat dat nu een pneumatisch systeem zijn......... 

[hertogjan6]

lekker!!!!




























Voor op de BBQ!   

[hertogjan6]

[Kingfisher]

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How many packs?
Man: 3 packs daily.
Lady: How much is per pack for your brand?
Man: $ 8 a pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: Almost 18 years.
Lady: So one pack costs $ 8 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $ 720. In one year, it would be $ 8640. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $ 8640, you collectively spent $ 155,520. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 18 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your freaking Ferrari then?

[FrankvdAa]

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How many packs?
Man: 3 packs daily.
Lady: How much is per pack for your brand?
Man: $ 8 a pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: Almost 18 years.
Lady: So one pack costs $ 8 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $ 720. In one year, it would be $ 8640. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $ 8640, you collectively spent $ 155,520. Correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 18 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your freaking Ferrari then?

http://www.volvo850forum.nl/index.php/topic,15645.msg1398192.html#msg1398192

Die in euro's komt toch beter uit...

[Domaso]

Nieuwe Griekse god:

[Thys]

[hertogjan6]

[Kingfisher]

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Snoop Dogg!

[viking_in_shorts]

[Ewout Schalkwijk]

http://www.totgelacht.com/media/32033_pic-dump-546-5.jpg

Sorry, die mag je me even uitleggen.

Laat maar. Ik zie het 'al'.