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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5715 Gepost op: 19-02-2019 10:47:50 »
Hallo? Ik versta u luid en duidelijk
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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5716 Gepost op: 19-02-2019 10:59:16 »
het regent hier

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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5717 Gepost op: 19-02-2019 11:16:24 »
Hier schijnt de zon voor de 7e dag op rij. Vanochtend een heel klein miezer buitje gehad maar nu is het weer strak blauw.
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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5718 Gepost op: 19-02-2019 13:21:34 »
Lente zit er toch wel aan te komen - sneeuw is weg en ruiten krabben hoeft ook al een paar dagen niet meer. Jammer - niet 1 keer op het meer geschaatst dit jaar

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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5719 Gepost op: 24-03-2021 22:30:02 »
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the  medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.."
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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5720 Gepost op: 24-03-2021 23:04:35 »
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the  medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.."

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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5721 Gepost op: 25-03-2021 11:52:49 »
Ja heel leuk!
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Re: Toch is het zo!
« Reactie #5722 Gepost op: 26-03-2021 11:58:30 »
En akelig dichtbij de realiteit!
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