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Domaso

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Laserblue

Citaat van: Ben op 19-09-2008 08:29:58
cop for a day

ook voor doven  ;D

Transcript
Sidewalk Scene
Female Officer: Hey, how would you like to be a cop for a day?

Citizen: Gee, um...

Male Officer: Aww, come on...

Citizen: Sounds like fun.

Backyard Scene
[Dog barking, while the citizen backs away.]

Female Officer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?

Male Officer: Where are you going there?

Alley Scene
[The three are on foot, chasing a suspect. While the citizen catches his breath, the female officer approaches with the apprehended suspect.]

Female Officer: Come on, we have some paperwork to do...

Citizen: [Panting] Right with you...

Home Scene
[The three are approaching the front door of a home.]

Male Officer: You can lose the hat.

Citizen: I like the hat.

[After knocking on the door, they find themselves in the scene of a domestic dispute in which several people are screaming. Before long, a young woman hits the citizen.]

Angry Woman: [Knocking the hat off of the citizen] Get out of our house!

[Male officer shields the citizen as he ducks for cover.]

Patrol Car Scene
[The citizen is sitting in the patrol car as they drive by a young boy.]

Young Boy: Can you fix my bike?

[The citizen looks perplexed, but he is next seen sitting on the ground, repairing the bicycle's pedals. The officers and the young boy look on.]

Traffic Scene
[A confused citizen is standing next to the driver-side of a car, with a traffic citation in hand.]

Male Officer: You don't get a copy, you get...There's four copies.

Citizen: Which one's hers?

Male Officer: SHE gets the third... Read the copies.

Pregnant Mother Scene
[A pregnant woman lays on a couch, screaming in pain.]

Female Officer: You ready?

Citizen: Oh no, there's a baby coming out of there!

Female Officer: I understand that, but you're going to have to deliver. Do you know how to deliver?

[Male Officer is comforting the pregnant woman.]

Citizen: Stay in there! Stay in there!

Storefront Scene


[The three are back inside the patrol car, with the male officer behind the driver's wheel.]

Male Officer: [Looking over the back of his seat] There's a robbery in progress inside that store.

Citizen: [Pausing] You want me to go in there?

Male Officer: ...Yeah.

Citizen: What if they have guns?

Female Officer: You have your vest, right?

Citizen: [Glancing down] I'll stay in the car.

Male Officer: The car???

Citizen: I quit.

Female Officer: How'd you like it if we quit?

Citizen: I wouldn't... Can you take me home now?

[Closing Thought: And you thought your job was tough.]
*-_-*Origineel is niet erg origineel*-_-*

wepster

#4277
lau en tiny voor de tom tom

deel een

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUIzbTtI5j0&feature=related

en deel 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2UA_80DZpQ&feature=related


ze zullen maar op je stom stom staan je licht meer in een duek van het lachen dan dat je rijd  ;D

Laserblue

*-_-*Origineel is niet erg origineel*-_-*

wepster

#4279
stemmen voor op je stom stom navie ;D

fearless


Laserblue

*-_-*Origineel is niet erg origineel*-_-*

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Going broke in style. 
Soms mis ik de Volvo wel tot ik de V8 start.

MarkoC70T5

Going broke in style. 
Soms mis ik de Volvo wel tot ik de V8 start.


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Nomore Kliko Koereur, Nomore Dark D5 Driver, D6 Hybrid is the future.
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matRRR

#4287
vetzak vs lambo....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=9245

Reden waarom programma's als boer zoekt vrouw bestaansrecht hebben....  :eusa_think:
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=9230

He, was dit niet bij de verbouwing van laserblue???  :eusa_boohoo:
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=9204
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matRRR

#4288
855R black, manual, 18T, 395 cc injectors, CDA, big alu IC, rev. IC piping, 3"DP, remus catback, MTE custom software

matRRR

855R black, manual, 18T, 395 cc injectors, CDA, big alu IC, rev. IC piping, 3"DP, remus catback, MTE custom software