Toch is het zo!

[Snellebaksteen]

Hehoo! Dat heb ik niet gezegd!!

[Emiel]

Hehoo! Dat heb ik niet gezegd!!

Het staat geschreven dus dan is dat zo.

[Snellebaksteen]

Hmmm.
Ik neem nog maar een biertje om alle muizenissen in m'n hoofd weg te spoelen.
Ik weet het; bier is geen probleem oplosser, maar aan de andere kant, dat is melk ook niet.
En dat is zo.

[Snellebaksteen]

Hallo? Ik versta u luid en duidelijk

[viking_in_shorts]

het regent hier

[Snellebaksteen]

Hier schijnt de zon voor de 7e dag op rij. Vanochtend een heel klein miezer buitje gehad maar nu is het weer strak blauw.

[viking_in_shorts]

Lente zit er toch wel aan te komen - sneeuw is weg en ruiten krabben hoeft ook al een paar dagen niet meer. Jammer - niet 1 keer op het meer geschaatst dit jaar

[volvobug]

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the  medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.."

[razorx]

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the  medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.."

Proest!
Echt heel grappig.

[Ries van de Zilverschuit]

Ja heel leuk!

[Snellebaksteen]

En akelig dichtbij de realiteit!

[Emiel]

Bert¿?

[Stefan]

Jaaah, Ernie